urbancatfitters:

hate when I am wearing makeup & still look shitty like what else am I supposed to do? get enough sleep? eat right & exercise? as if

justbadpuns:

Why do trees have so many friends? They branch out.

shamitomita:

the-x-button:

argumate:

monicam:

• carpeted kitchen
  

what the fuck

ooooooOOOOOOOHHHH MYYYY GOOOD

sapphoau:

fool me once, shame on u; fool me twice, shame on u again for taking advantage of my compassionate & forgiving nature!!!!!! how dare u

discoverment:

Me to me: get a mcfreakin grip

mythaelogy:

do you ever get overwhelmed by the amount of history in the world that you don’t know

jamiebenn:

if you listen carefully you can hear me whisper “shut the fuck up” at least once every five minutes

jodiefoster:

i’m too sensitive and i’m literally always crying?? why am i always crying?? am i okay? what am i even crying about? fuck if i know

etherealembrace:

Me: ~feeds off of positive attention~

Also me: ~destroys relationships that give me positive attention because I don’t deserve that~